SNL Weekend Update quotes
Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update quotes Dennis Miller: The U.S. census was declared a failure by Democrats this week after only sixty-five percent of all households chose to respond to the...
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Saturday Night Live Quotes The deficit is like some crazy aunt living down in the basement: everyone knows she’s there, but no one wants to talk about her. Now, if you don’t deal with her, she’s just...
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SEAN CONNERY It looks like this is my lucky day! I'll take "The Rapists" for $200. ALEX TREBEK That's "therapists", not "the rapists". SEAN CONNERY Well, well, well, Trebek, fancy seeing you again....
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Transcription of a Mike Myers "Sprockets" Skit from Saturday Night Live Sprockets D: Welcome to Sprockets. I am your host, Dieter [pronounced DEE- tah]. D: It has been a very busy week here in Berlin....
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